But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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