if you like me you must not know who I am
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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