Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I just pynch a tree in the face
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
one might say we're banned from that church
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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