You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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