Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
