I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I would fuck him just for his dog
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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