rhymes with "ouble enetration"
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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