Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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