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(785): View more from Kansas

Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.

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(530): View more from California

I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.

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(410): View more from Maryland

he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero

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(217): View more from Illinois

it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....

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(631): View more from New York

"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence

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(314): View more from Missouri

Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground

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(516): View more from New York

so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...

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