Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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