I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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