wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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