I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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