i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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