It's like God shit irony all over that family
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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