wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Randomize
