Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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