why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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