Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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