Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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