didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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