normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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