you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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