i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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