He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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