Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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