All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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