As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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