Whod you bang
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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