She said her name was "party"
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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