I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
porn star boner night. come get it.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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