in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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