just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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