I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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