I swear she didn't look like that last week.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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