Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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