thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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