I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
