Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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