Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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