we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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