To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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