Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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