Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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