i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
So many bounce houses so little time
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
