it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
My vagina is very pro this idea
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