in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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