Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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