I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Randomize
