i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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