Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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